Before I lay me down to sleep,
  I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
  One who's handsome, smart and strong,
 One who loves to listen long,
  One who thinks before he speaks,
 One who'll call, not wait for weeks
 I pray he's gainfully employed,
  When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
  Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
  Massages my back and begs to do more.
 Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
  Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
  I pray that this man will love me no end,
 And never attempt to hit on my friend.
  And as I pray beside my bed,
 I look at the clown you sent me instead.
  Amen.